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Joke of the Day

"I was surprised that my skin products kept moving around my medicine cabinet But it turns out it was just brownian lotion."

"My wise grandfather once told me, ""The small things in life are often the most beautiful."" Guess that explains my midget fetish."

"What do you do with a dead chemist? You Barium."

"If you want to feel the bern Have unprotected sex."

"I need a gun to protect me against those that want to harm me, a group mainly made up of people I've threatened with shoot with my gun"

"You're so empty inside....nnn....stupid fridge."

"'I like big butts and I cannot lie.' - homeless guy rummaging through an ashtray."

"What do pirates use to copy files? Yarrrrrsync!"

"What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment? There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable."

"look. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat"