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Joke of the Day

"I've grown an interest with Mussolini's Italy. I guess you can call it a fascistnation."

"I wonder who the sorting hat will choose as the new Pope."

"[at my high school reunion] Hey guys, remember last year when we toilet papered Mrs. Krebb's house? ""Dude that was in 1991."""

"Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him."

"I play Nickelback real loud all day so crickets can listen to something annoying when they try to sleep"

"Each cigarette you smoke takes six minutes off your life. A friend of mine was such a heavy smoker he actually went back in time."

"She's so wrinkled, her mother was a Shar Pei."

"Crikey, more sad news from the world of technology: Anti-virus developer John McAfee is appearing in court for manslaughter... They estimate the trial could last for 30 days."

"I can't believe the fired me at the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in."

"""You, the horse you rode in on AND the horses mother!"" ""What about the horses father?"" ""I already mentioned YOU once!"""