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Joke of the Day

"Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends? They compliment each other nicely."

"Why are there no Walmarts in Syria? Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous."

"{newer version} I like my coffee like I like my slaves Dark, strong & black and locked inside somewhere so it cant leave. They must be cheap to purchase and it cant talk back to me."

"I will die on a white floor just to mess with the chalk outline guy."

"MRW a replacement professor enters the wrong class Oops, wrong sub."

"""You're a ten?"" ""On the PH scale, Cuz you basic."""

"Fact: if you drop a penny from a skyscraper it can kill someone on the street? It's true, I'm still glad I went with a bowling ball though"

"Actually told a girl who's moving to France soon that ""there's lots of French people over there"". It's a wonder how I can even bathe myself."

"Why you should definitely visit the Grand Canyon... Well... it's just plain *gorge*-ous"

"I've finally taken the time to list my collection of John Lennon memorabilia on eBay. Imagine all the PayPal."