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Joke of the Day

"Fact: if you drop a penny from a skyscraper it can kill someone on the street? It's true, I'm still glad I went with a bowling ball though"

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"Teenage twin boys in a ""special needs"" class were suspended for online gambling while at school... Turns out they have DoubleDown syndrome."
"What's brown and sticky? Shit"
"What type of lettuce do they serve on the titanic? Iceberg :D"
"In 1973, the Six Million Dollar Man consisted of a bionic man with super powers... In 2016, the Six Million Dollar Man consists of two hip replacements."
"I never get invited to search parties."
"Do you know what they say about guys who have big feet? They say ""Do you know what they say about guys who have big feet?"""
"Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen? Emission Impossible"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae"
"Life tip: if someone comes out of a bathroom sweating, do not go in that bathroom."
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