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Joke of the Day

"Why do people still buy bottle openers? I just don't see the reason for purchasing a bottle opener. I've been using my seat belt for years!"

"What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production? Role tied."

"What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner? The cold shoulder"

"What animal never forgets national tragedies? the nine-elephant"

"imagine if your fridge did what you do everyday,every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5minutes then leaves"

"Did you hear Snow White got thrown out of Disney Land? They caught her sitting on Pinocchio's Face yelling ""Lie you little fucker"

"Did you hear the Prince died in his recording studio? There was some dead air."

"What happened when Jesus went to mount Olive? Popeye fucking smacked him one."

"I didn't have to shower alone today..... Related.......why the hell are there spiders in the winter?"

"""Don't knock it till you tried it!"" Doesn't help your defence in court."