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Joke of the Day
"Shia LaBeouf is what happens when you name your child from a random rack of Scrabble tiles."
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"What symphony is a pedophiles favorite? Mozart's magic flute in A minor."
"Monocles Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle? Because then you'd be a barnacle."
"The Notebook (2004) A stranger harasses a nursing home resident with stories about people she doesn't know (PG-13 2hr 3min)"
"I was raping a woman the other night and she cried out, ""Please, think of my children!"" Kinky bitch"
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any pixar movie in his collection except one. He's never gonna give you Up."
"What do you call a kind rock Gneiss"
"I failed stats because i have no faith in myself.. I couldn't find anything more than a 0% confidence interval."
"Apparently I have a black person in my family tree... If you look in my backyard he's still hanging there!"
"Can we survive without whales? No whey."