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Joke of the Day

"There was a fire at the supermarket I work at today. We now offer a large selection of smoked goods."

"I love spending my Sundays sat watching the F1. My girlfriend thinks I'm going fucking mental though, just sitting there staring at the top left of my keyboard for severalhours at a time."

"""Hey man, the hot girl from class winked at me today!"" ""Really, bro?"" ""Yeah, with both eyes too!"""

"How can you tell when someone does crossfit? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"Yo mama is so classless... Yo mama is so classless that Marx thinks she's an ideal society."

"(NSFW?) What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in"

"I can turn anything into a boomerang just by throwing it straight up"

"Pamela Anderson Joke What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley."

"Skin divers How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a blue whale Four"

"So Kim Jong Un helps a little girl's starving family Oops I put the punchline in the title"