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Joke of the Day
"I was two girls away from a threesome last night!!!"
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"Oh Tuesday. You are the Director's Cut of Monday."
"[NSFW] I asked my roommate if she would suck my cock after I cleaned it... The dirty cocksucker said no!"
"What do doctors do with the foreskins from circumcisions? Sell them to gay guys as chewing gum."
"what should you never say to a bossy person planning the funeral of a loved one ""who died and put you in charge?"""
"A shitty geometry joke What do you call a fancy bisexual scottish cane? An anglo biscepter"
"I know this place will prepare my taxes competently--they have a guy dressed as the Statue of Liberty waving at passersby. -no one ever"
"What kind of cheese do metalheads eat? BRIEEEEEEEEEEEE. I hate myself"
"Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport? he was on a watch list..."
"I like my women like I like my psychiatrists... Jung."