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Joke of the Day

"""Thats a killer dirt bike you've got, man!"" *dirt bike holds a knife to your throat* Believe me...I know."

"Going to meet my daughter's kindergarten teacher tonight. Her name is Miss Cox. Not sure I'm mature enough for this situation."

"If I had a dollar for every gender I would have 2 dollars"

"What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...? I heard that he was fully re-covered."

"A classic joke I heard from my friend about Hillary Clinton's emails [deleted]"

"Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself."

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, do feminists still try to blame it on the patriarchy?"

"My next move I'm thinking that I write a book: The Explanations of jokes! If you have any hints, please let me know ;)"

"I saw an advert that read: ""Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."" I thought to myself, I can't turn that down."

"What do gays and republicans have in common? Both are feeling a little butt hurt after yesterdays decision."