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Joke of the Day

"An alpaca made me an offer I couldn't refuse. I guess it was an Alpac'ino."

"They say imitation is the highest form of flattery, but actually... A plateau is."

"Life is like a box of chocolates Which doesn't quite fit in the username box"

"Which Spanish superhero has three wives? Amor-Man"

"Left handed people in the past. Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people? Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye."

"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great service but no atmosphere."

"Pity the poor egg. He only gets laid once in his life, and even then it's by his mother."

"There's a thin line between ""I should do a status update about that"" and ""I should talk to a therapist about that""..."

"Did you hear about the guy who was caught hiding illegal immigrants in Prague? He got prison for caching false Czechs."

"Why is it impossible to run through a campground? You can only ran, because it's past tents."