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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry I said your head looks too small to power your body."
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"Science joke The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"" He orders a drink A Tachyon walks into a bar Who wants to hear a Tachyon joke?"
"What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub? Throw in the laundry."
"How do you catch a Polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, place peas around the hole and when the Polar bear comes up to take a pea, you kick it in the icehole. :)"
"mathematician Why do mathematicians only count up to 287? Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue."
"Diff Good Girl & Bad Girl What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home."
"Thinking of starting a website that auto-tweets when you j/o. ""I'm the mayor of MY GARAGE on JERKSQUARE."""
"*leaves a ""beautiful eyes"" comment on all your leg selfies"
"The thing about human relationships is that one person can be so overcome by a moment while the other person is thinking about KFC..."
"RIP Jordin Sparks She had no air"