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Joke of the Day

"Ask your doctor if you're healthy enough for sex. Then ask if you're attractive enough. Then ask your doctor for sex."

"LPT: How to get out of murder/manslaughter charges. Become a police officer."

"Me: bless me father for I have sinned. Priest: how long since your last confession my son? Me: about 45 minutes ago..."

"How did Princess Aurora catch her prince? She became a sleeper agent"

"Porn: It's a load of bollocks."

"Q: What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit? A: The defendant."

"And I'll have the KKK omelet All whites."

"Jokes written by kids http://imgur.com/gallery/hyQna"

"My Obgyn suggested I cut carbs to maintain a healthier pregnancy weight. Frankly, I'd rather cut the Obgyn."

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday!"