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Joke of the Day
"Why do clowns make bad entrepreneurs? Because they're into some funny business"
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"People keep escaping from maximum security jails and I can't even manage to leave 5 minutes early from work."
"Grandma, if you're looking down on me right now - close your eyes for a few minutes."
"Titanic be like ""I nominate all passengers for the ice bucket challenge!"""
"Why don't Jews eat pussy? It's too close to the gas chamber"
"Why did a Jamaican cry while eating chicken? Because the chicken was a Jerk."
"What's the motto of the Singaporean police? Big Brudder is watching you"
"I heard diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your jeans. (Ba dum tss)"
"A man and his zebra There lives a man and his zebra Jose. Jose is hard of sight. Every morning, just at dawn, the man takes out Jose and askes him ""Jose, can you see by the dawn's early light?"""
"What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists? 45"