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Joke of the Day

"Why do clowns make bad entrepreneurs? Because they're into some funny business"

"Why did the penis. . . Why did the penis stop going to the speakeasy? He was sick of ragtime."

"What is a chiropractor's favorite movie? Thoracic Park"

"""Two messages, Sir. First, your tea has run out"" ""Correct English is 'you've run out of tea'. What else?"" ""You've walked out of wife"""

"Sometimes I think my wife's a bit shallow I wouldn't want the dog digging her up"

"Your daughter seems to have nice boyfriends. They all seem to be involved in community service."

"Sayings always said with sarcasm. Any examples? I hate to say I told you so. No sarcasm: I...I truly hate to say I told you so."

"What is the richest beverage? Juice."

"Why did Brazil lose the World Cup? Weak back."

"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."