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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jewish women love to be prostitutes? You got it, you sell it, you still got it."
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"Recording on an Australian tax help line If you understand English, press 1. If you do not understand English, press 2."
"I really want to make a period joke. But it's just not that time of the month for me"
"Me: Waiter, there's a duck in my soup Waiter: That's a pond, you're at a park, I'm just here with my family, will you put some pants on?"
"My boss said when I'm at work, I should lay off the Doritos. I said ""you're the boss if you wanna fire Bob Dorito and his brother you do it"""
"What's big but small? A midget's ego."
"Where do bad pigs go? They get sent to the pen."
"My friend told me the other day that every time he buys his girlfriend shoes he gets a blow job. Turns out he's head over heels."
"Plum Hair Jokes THESE JOKES ARE BASED ON GIRLS WITH PLUM HAIR IF YOU DONT KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT PLUM HAIR YOU DYE YOUR HAIR TO GET PLUM SO.... ENJOY"
"My wallet was stolen today... this is the first time I've been sad after losing five pounds."