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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix a donkey & a onion? A Piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye"

"I hope you guys like one-line antijokes"

"I love posting spam. Although, I've been warned again by the Royal Mail not to mail bits of meat in the post."

"What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!"

"How to have a seance Ance. Ok you're turn."

"My social life. /thread"

"Walking around cemeteries looking at headstones is a great way to come up with baby names."

"Why are drums a fire hazard? Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss."

"There is a small dent on the side of this plane. It must have a... *Puts on sunglasses* ""Airline fracture"""

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You don't know?"