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Joke of the Day

"If banks were as fiercely regulated as McDonalds breakfast cut off time, there'd be no problems."

"Keep pressing my fists, the IT woman said. It's refreshing, she said."

"So I found out Viagra's pharmaceutical name. Mycoxafloppin"

"i want a segway so i can ride my segway away from my problems"

"Bought a cat collar with a bell on it, and now I can't sneak up on the cat to put it on her."

"Mosquitto and Blondes what's the difference between a Mosquitto and a blonde? A Mosquitto stops sucking when you slap it !"

"McDonald's Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug."

"What do the films 'Titanic' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people."

"I used to tell this great joke about homeopathy. But I've told it so many times the humour has been diluted."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see the idiot. Knock knock *Who's there?* The chicken..."