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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a tight-fisted Wookie? Jewbacca"
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"I hear that strong instruments are best at the inner city. You always hear the news say, inner city violins this... inner city violins that."
"My neighbour wrongly accused me of property theft. I didn't take a fence."
"As an adult very few things are less humiliating than being caught in public trying to be cute for a selfie."
"Transphobia"
"ME: Do ghosts wear condoms DENTIST: How are you still awake"
"I think RoastMe should be renamed... to DaisExMachina."
"My ex would always skip a letter when reciting the alphabet... She never said y"
"Do you know the difference between erotic and perverted? An erotic person will use a feather on their partner. A perverted person uses the whole chicken."
"""Be right there! I just need to rip my lovely real eyebrows out & draw shitty fake ones in their place."" -Thousands of women"