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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a tight-fisted Wookie? Jewbacca"
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"What were the martyr's last words? I believe in peace in our time"
"What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge? ""Wait... I freed ***WHO***?!?!?"""
"How many Freudian analysts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to actually screw it in, and one to hold the ~~penis.~~ Edit: Ladder. One to hold the ladder."
"Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea? Because all proper tea is theft."
"How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You wave hello!"
"What did the orphan poker player say? Will you raise me?"
"Results are in: a lot of people took the ""never change"" yearbook inscription way too seriously."
"What do you call a sour black man? Vinigger."
"""Bitches always be conforming to unhealthy standards set and perpetuated by the media."" - socially conscious rapper"