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Joke of the Day
"What do you find in a cloud's shorts? Thunderpants!"
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"Does pornography degrade women? Or does it merely raise the standard by which they are judged?"
"I don't believe in star signs but that's me... typical capricorn!"
"What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda? A Coke-o-nut."
"""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing... Unless you're at a funeral."
"Hey did you hear the punchline about the scary cow? It was Terror bull."
"What makes a great pizza joke? It's all in the delivery."
"Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf."
"Why do black people have white palms? There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black."
"Yo mamma so fat.. That she drowns in the dead sea!"