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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what the one vegetable that isn't actually vegan is? Terry Schiavo."
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"Birthdays are good for you.... The more you have, the longer you live."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Again with the victim blaming, jerk? Don't tell us to change the lightbulb, tell the lightbulb to not need changing."
"A Jewish boy ask to borrow a $20 from his father. His father replies, ""$10?!?! What on earth do you need $5 for!"
"When those Subway ""$5 Footlong"" commercials come on, every man is quietly calculating how much his penis is worth."
"Finally tried Viagra,... Damn near broke my hand!"
"What's black and screaming? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."
"[interrogation] ""What do you do for a living?"" ""Kidnapper."" ""Louder for the tape?"" [leans in] ""I'm a pig rapper. I make farmyard hiphop."""
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's a trick question. Feminists haven't changed anything."
"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nah, that would be too long anyway."