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Joke of the Day
"The problem with Australia is that it's full of scary reptiles... Tony Abbot for example."
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"I'm acutely dyslexic and often forget my route home. AMA! Sorry, wrong bus!"
"Two fish in a tank. One asks: How do you drive this thing?"
"girl - baby i am wet. Boy - want a paper towel? Girl - no, i want more then that ;) Boy - want 2 paper towels? Girl - no, baby i want something big and round ;) Boy - damn you want the whole roll?"
"Q: What does an apple and an apple tree have in common? A: They both don't drive tractors."
"I went to buy a 'Where's Wally?' book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played."
"Apparently when your wife asks you to get your toddler off your bed she doesn't mean knock him off with a pillow"
"A black man and a Mexican man open a restaurant together. What is it called? Nachomama"
"[first date] HER: What are you doing with the Tupperware? ME: [filling container] The sign says 'All You Can Eat', it doesn't specify when"
"The World Trade Centre ordered pizza They wanted pepperoni but all they got was plain"