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Joke of the Day

"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? He'll do it **Juan by Juan.** (So corny, IK.)"

"What do you call a goblin with an injured leg? A hobblin' goblin"

"I can't believe my roommate thinks I have boundary issues... at least that's what her diary said."

"I bought a gun from Chekhov... I figure I'll have to use it at some point."

"Alcohol was created as a social lubricant, to make men brave and women loose."

"Welcome to the Psych Med Club! We were working on a secret handshake, until we lost interest in the things we once loved."

"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."

"I have a friend always ready for anything.. his name is Justin Case"

"""A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer ."""

"Curveball What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn? . . . . Decaf coffee."