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Joke of the Day

"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? He'll do it **Juan by Juan.** (So corny, IK.)"

"My State of the Union I am from Illinois, but I also lived in Arizona for a while."

"The neighbors love it when I practice piano. They break my window to hear me better."

"It's like my father always used to say, ""[years of silent disappointment]"""

"why was Elsa afraid of Sven? because Sven eight nine! hahahahahahahahaha..."

"Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled ""Church Preference"" he filled in: Red brick."

"Do you know what a 9V battery and an asshole have in common? No matter how hard you try, you're eventually going to press your tongue to it."

"AWE YEAH,,, I just washed my dog with Axe body wash... He's gonna to get ALL DA B!TCHES"

"What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt"

"Sometimes I think I want to have a baby but then I wake up the next morning still holding my beer and I think maybe not"