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Joke of the Day
"How do you a convert a number to a radical? You convert it to Islam."
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"A star walks into a black hole... ... but it doesn't seem phazed. The black hole turns to the star and says, ""Sir, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."""
"My friend bought a stone mirror. It reflects poorly on him."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $2.00, but deer nuts are under a buck!"
"Kid Rock now endorses Donald Trump ""#Make America Up Jump the Boogie Again!!"""
"My wife asked, ""How do cheese strings work?"" I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work?"
"How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground? He felt the slack in his dog's leash."
"I think I'm allergic to cats. They give me stomach aches."
"Hey darling, what would you like for Christmas? ""Oh... I don't know... maybe something that gets from 0 to 100 in seconds when I step on it?"" ""So... bathroom scales?"""
"Advice to the worm Sleep in late!"