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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a powerful black guy? A: Obama."
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"So annoying how every time I go to sleep, my wife starts whispering into my ear ""Go towards the light."""
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"My brother said he's incontinent. Yeah, he said he's wet his pants in nearly every nation in the world."
"What do you call a slutty Bee A Whorenet"
"I recently entered a blindfolded masturbation competition... I haven't seen the results yet so I've no idea where I came..."
"Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?"
"A Man was Fishing in the Jungle After a while another angler came to join him. ""Have you had any bites?"" asked the second man. ""Yes, lots,"" replied the first one, ""but they were all mosquitoes."""
"What's a German Ninja drink beer out of? A clandestein."
"The safe word is ""MMMBop."""