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Joke of the Day

"Went to watch a blonde comedian And all she kept doing was bending down and looking at the floor. I guess she was just looking for some laughs."

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"Im probably the best ever at being humble."
"*Runs 6 miles* *Adds Kenyan to resume*"
"[helping son prepare for first date] ""what if she doesn't like it"" *stuffing handkerchiefs up son's sleeve* be confident in your magic, son"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she flirted with the road's husband."