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Joke of the Day

"This one will probably take a while to understand. What kind of grades did Hitler make in school? Not C's!"

"If you set someone free, love them. Wait I mean, if you love someone for free, set them. That doesn't make sense. Forget it."

"Bee population worldwide is exploding. What a time to be a hive."

"There are 11 types of people in this world... those who know unary and those who don't have fingers. :)"

"I thought of a great name for an abortion clinic... How about 'Birth Ctrl+Z' ?"

"Whoever said money doesn't grow on trees obviously never sold marijuana."

"My doctor said no more drinking. so I froze my alcohol into cubes and ate them."

"My girlfriend said that me being a mime was too much, and she was leaving But I couldn't bring myself to say anything"

"Autocorrect changed ""meeting"" to ""mating"" and now my boss and I aren't meeting with Bob after work."

"Superman could have become a doctor, using his x-ray vision to detect life threatening tumors. But no, we really needed another journalist."