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Joke of the Day
"How could the pimp always easily locate his ho? Because, she really stands out on the street."
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"Hey, black forest ham. Stop being so dramatic."
"How much crack did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men"
"Tiger Woods Playing Golf"
"What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more? An extractor fan"
"My wife asked me where I'd like to be buried... Apparently ""Balls deep in your sister"" was not the answer she was expecting."
"What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated? Juan and a half"
"The Eddie Izzard Diabetic Suicide Prevention Hotline 1-800-CAKRDTH"
"Do you know the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke..."
"Clean tweeting is liberating. You don't need profanity to make a point. Look: Tell her she has beautiful eyes. Female dogs love that poopy."