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Joke of the Day
"Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night? Wild Twerky!"
Next Joke
"Me: Excuse me Father, what's the Wifi password? Priest: We're in Church! Me: Oh I'm sorry. What's the Wifi password, Amen."
"Got this one from my nephew Knock knock. Who's there? Hoo. Hoo who? Big summer blowout!"
"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey? AIDS for humanity"
"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere."
"Skinny girls look good in tight clothes.. butt curvy girls look good naked"
"What do you call a girl on the grill? Patty"
"How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!"
"George Clooney goes through life knowing no one has ever hit 'Ignore' in the history of 'George Clooney' appearing on Caller IDs"
"Talking to women is like writing code I look back at what I wrote a week later and think ""what the hell was I thinking when I wrote that?!"""