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Joke of the Day
"How does a Muslim close a door? Islams it!"
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"They tried to make me go to rehab... They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said... 'I don't have insurance'. And that was the end of that."
"Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand? Because she uses the other one to sing."
"What would be different if men got pregnant? Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem."
"Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other."
"I bought a dry erase board to improve my time management skills but the only thing that's improved is my ability to draw dicks."
"Where do you find a liberal at a convention? In the far left corner!"
"My sex life..."
"I don't come into YOUR bathroom and tell YOU how to tweet."
"There are so many closet gay muslims, Isis just invaded Narnia."