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Joke of the Day
"I just got a futuristic coffee maker. It was a ground-breaking development."
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"I guess i have a nice butt Because everytime i walk away from a conversation i hear, "" what an ass ""."
"The pollen is so bad this year ...that it has the addicts turning their meth back into sudafed!"
"""Yes mam that'll be $1200"" ""Just to remove a cassette tape that's stuck?"" ""Ma'm, it's in your CD player"""
"Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly? Because they were Wright."
"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired."
"Geese and swans mate for life. And that explains why it's very common for geese and swans to fly into jet engines."
"My bathtub is just like me. Shallow and not quite long enough."
"What's the difference between your wife and your work? After 5 years, your work still sucks."
"An English man, an Irish man, and a Scots man walk into a pub. They head to the bar and the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?!"""