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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a very forgiving lawyer? S'aul Good man."

"Like teacher like student Teacher: Did you finish you homework? Kid: Did you finish grading my test? Teacher: I have other children's tests to grade Kid: I have other teachers homework to do."

"A 2007 study showed that for high school students graduating in the US, 4/3 did not know how to properly use fractions. It might be an outdated study though."

"Did you hear about the steak that had too much sodium put on it? It was assalted"

"Do lesbians ever rock and paper?"

"Reporter: Tell me about him Neighbor: He was so nice, sweet, friendly, funny R: Do you think he killed those people? N: Oh, yeah absolutely."

"I used to be addicted to soap.... I'm clean now."

"Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army."

"So the test results are in. It's bad news guys, the doctor says I'm colour blind. Ill be honest with you, that diagnosis came totally out of the pink."

"I like the phrase bury the hatchet because it implies someone was trying to resolve an argument with a fucking hatchet"