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Joke of the Day

"Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out."

"Why didn't the bunny hop? No bunny knows... :("

"What do you call a cow that has abortion? Decaffeinated"

"What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself? I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing."

"You should kill me for this but... Did you see the engraving under the mineral sculpture of the famous punner's head? It said, ""Wordplay Ore Bust"""

"What's the difference between your dick and your money? I can find a lot of girls that'll blow your money."

"What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic? One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian."

"How does a faceless man from Braavos have an orgasm? By Jaqen off."

"Odds are there is someone who is your ""Facebook Friend"" that you absolutely cannot stand and the only reason you keep them on your list is to watch their slow untimely demise."

"If you're at a party and people start chanting your name, you're obligated to do anything they want you to do."