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Joke of the Day

"Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out."

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"Is there a condition called ""melanism"" ... ...in white people, the opposite of albinoism in black folks? Because, if not, she's got some explaining to do."
"There was a fight in the fish n chips shop the other day The fish got battered!"
"Has anyone here heard of the Mexican train conductor who went crazy and ran over a bunch of people? He had locomotives!"
"In Canada, she's Kilometery Cyrus."
"What's big, black, and explodes when shaken? A COKe bottle."
"What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person? A Pizza can feed a family of four *Still courtesy of my Comrade Ivo*"
"good parents A mother said to her son, ""Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving."" The son replied, ""Maybe he has good parents then!"""
"If you roll out your chapstick more than an inch, I'll see you in court."
"I saw Stevie Wonder in concert the other night He didn't see me though"