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Joke of the Day
"Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out."
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"Having a one night stand with a beautiful woman (NSFW) and she says, ""Give me 9 inches and hurt me."" So I fucked her 3 times and I slapped her."
"What happens when you ditch a gf for another she will become bff with your new gf, and become lesbians"
"Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh You're Crackers!"
"Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane? He usually flies twice as high."
"Shout out to the people who are wondering what the opposite of in is."
"I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night...he hypnotized 7 guys...then dropped the mic on his foot and yelled*F@CK ME*...what happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life..."
"Watching cooking shows makes you realize how much forehead sweat is possibly in your food"
"My dad's the real winner of this election... He passed away last week."
"My girlfriend dumped me on a fishing trip. She left me reeling."