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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen a proton lying around? I'm sure I hadron somewhere."

"How many friend-zoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."

"If I were to open a dollar store in the UK, I'd call it Pound Town."

"What kind of explosive is popular with terrorist school-children? The satchel charge."

"Two Gay Men Walk Into A Bar One sits down, the other says ""Can I push your stool in?"""

"A Rich man sent a medicine shipment to Somalia Once it reached the Airport inspection, Customs rejected it and sent it back; the instructions on the medicines said : after meal"

"It's true what they say about the cast of the new ghostbusters film. They truly have no dick."

"Tonight, people who are weaker, slower, and dumber than you will deliver bags of treats to your very doorstep. Seize this moment."

"I used to have a job impersonating a German composer. Bach in the day!. (I take no credit for this - as I read it in a magazine)"

"Donald Trump That's the whole joke."