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Joke of the Day

"What do math teachers grow? Geometrees and trigonometrees"

"There will be only 7 planets left After I destroy Uranus"

"Boy: Our Principal So Stupid Girl:Don't You Know Who i am? Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am? Boy: Good (Walks Away)"

"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."

"Why did Batman climb the tree? He was looking for Robin's nest."

"There are poor, helpless kids in Africa who really need our help. But there's also kids with machine guns so I'm not going."

"Get ahead at the office by taking work home with you over the weekend. No need to work on it just make sure people see you take it home..."

"And I really love chocolate... I'm like a chocoholic, but for booze."

"[dismissed from jury duty because I kept coughing loudly the words 'bribe me']"

"What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!"