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Joke of the Day

"Guy says: Is this seat empty? Girl says: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

"Dipping dots, more like garbage dots. Go back to the future, dipping dots"

"Why don't black people get on cruise ships? They're not falling for that again."

"Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band."

"I've written a musical called Fish. It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter."

"How does the moon cut his hair? 'Eclipse it Thought it was relevant to today's eclipse..."

"Willie Nelson, 81, found dead... He was playing 'On The Road Again'"

"I read that a couple from New Jersey named their baby Adolf Hitler. They should be ashamed, New Jersey is no place to raise a kid."

"Yesterday I accidentaly came on my girlfriends earring... Now she has hearing-aids!"

"A friend of mine was learning to drive. The problem was he couldn't get the hang of backing the car round corners. His instructor fixed him by using reverse psychology!"