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Joke of the Day
"Guy says: Is this seat empty? Girl says: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
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"Did you hear about the fight in the bathroom? Shit went down"
"Rules are like a penis You can bend it as much as you want, but if you break it, you're fucked."
"Today I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"" Sounds like a fair trade"
"Why did the Mexican take xanax? Hispanic attacks."
"How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin? She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* ""I'm out..."""
"What gun do you use to hunt a moose? A moosecut!"
"A lady told me that Autism is punishment for the sins of the parent. That is the story of me punching a lady in a church parking lot."
"Things that don't kill bees 1. Furniture polish 2. Febreeze 3. Butter 4. Screaming"
"*stands on scanner at self checkout, weighing self after keying in mango code, just to see what net worth is in mangoes"