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"The key to comedy? Perfect del ivery"
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"An iron rule of a leader make love to your wife in the morning and you will be the first."
"A black, a mexican and a gipsy sit in a Car. Who is driving the car? The police."
"It's not that hard to tell alligators and crocodiles apart. One will see you after a while, and the other will see you later."
"What winks and fucks like a tiger? *winks*"
"I got 99 problems and the bitch heard me call her a bitch so now I have 100."
"What do you say to a man with no legs? Nothing, he'll shoot you."
"In lieu of the recent manhunt... The LAPD's motto is ""to protect and serve."" I think they ought to change it to ""We'll treat you like a King."""
"Genie: 1st wish ME: I wish for a pen G: #2 M: another pen G: wtf M: I already lost the 1st pen G: and ur 3rd M: ur not going to believe this"
"I hear they might change reddit's name to something more appropriate... Blueit, perhaps?"