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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party? I told her that drinks were on the house"
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"Good effort but we all know you're the ugly one in your two person profile picture."
"Why don't ants go to church? Because they are insects."
"I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said ""Work hard, Pray hard"".... I couldn't tell if there were Christians or Asians."
"Dear Religion, Pics or it didn't happen. Love, Science"
"Saw a sign outside of an office building which said.. .. ""Today's workshop 'How To Cope With Disappointment' has been cancelled"""
"When I die, please bury me wrapped in a sheet. That way I won't have to look for one when I become a ghost"
"What do you call a German outkast? Hey, ja!"
"What do you call an unconvincing stick insect? Unreali-stick"
"God I'm so stupid I was looking all over for my car keys, turns out they were on my head the entire time."