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Joke of the Day

"Are you looking arround ?"

"I'm invincible. I can not be Vinced"

"What starts with ""W"" and ends with ""ife""? Nevermind, this riddle is too easy."

"Started teaching my son and his friends Karate... I'm not qualified I just really enjoy kicking children."

"What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back? (_) ( _)>- (_) A Reptile Dysfunction."

"""There are Nutella stains all over the silverware."" It can't be me. I lick them before I keep them inside."

"I'm making a band! I started a band called 999 Megabytes...we havent gotten a gig yet."

"Two antennas got married. The ceremony was nothing to write home about, but the reception was outstanding."

"What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes? A: Deterrent."

"Why Do Farts Smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too!"