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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC? One has a job."
Next Joke
"I bought a new dog yesterday. I've named him Rolex.......he's a watchdog"
"Small mirror that attaches to head of a phone so you can peripherally experience real life while you're live tweeting it."
"I can't wait to see the new movie, ""Constipation"" Unfortunately it hasn't come out yet."
"To the idiots who say ghosts aren't real, maybe you should watch this documentary called Ghostbusters."
"What did Donald Trump say to Obama at the White House? You're fired!"
"What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt."
"What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ? A Gorilla"
"I got kicked out of the hardware store today... It's my dad's fault. He told me to buy a black and deck her."
"How do Chinese people name their babies? Throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make."