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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC? One has a job."
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"I saw a man at the beach going ""Help! Shark! Help!"" I laughed because I knew that the shark wasn't going to help him."
"What's the hardest thing about becoming a lawyer in Ireland? Passing the bar."
"Make a last request!!"
"What do you call a man with a colander on his head? COLIN! Duh!!!"
"What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child? ...A-flat minor"
"My husband still waves to policemen like a 5 year old."
"dont be sad, girl. u are like a iceberg.. 90% of ur beauty is below the surface. now 95%. now 100% OMG GIRL ARE YOU DROWNIMG"
"What is a Yankee ? What is a Yankee? Well, its like a Quicky but your by yourself."
"My kid keeps getting his pants leg wrapped in the chain of his bike, it's a vicious cycle."