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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ? Buckle get you a drink but not much else !"

"I have a friend that's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop anytime."

"Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ? Because they can only count to 3."

"[interview] ""Says here, you like to master debate in your free time?"" ""Yeah, sorry, that's a typo"""

"Misery loves company. And from what I can tell, the company she loves is the one where I work."

"Batteries I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either."

"I already know what I want to be when I get older.. Younger"

"What's Rihanna's favorite love song? ""I can't feel my face when i'm with you"""

"How did the badge get away with murder? He pinned it on someone else."

"What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court? Annette."