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Joke of the Day

"What do McDonald's and a pedophile have in common? They both stick their meat between seven-year-old buns."

"This will probably get buried. . . It's a coffin."

"What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King? ""No, I'm dead serious."""

"""Why does the Mexican Olympic Team suck?"" ""Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already here, raping and killing Americans"" -Donald Trump"

"Two wind turbines in a field and one says to the other ""Do you like music?"" He replies ""I'm a big metal fan."""

"Knock knock. Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!"

"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? because it's the scenter."

"What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !"

"The fireworks have been over for hours but Rex is still barking, which is weird because he's 12 years old and not a dog. Weird little kid."

"Adulthood is the moment you switch from taking the occasional drug to trip out, to taking the occasional drug to feel normal."