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Joke of the Day
"What does a British guy say when he beats an Eastern European at chess? Czechmate"
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"The last words of my gym teacher: ""All spears to me!"""
"The only b word you should call a woman is beautiful. B!tches love to be called beautiful."
"What's the difference between Christmas and the Great Marianas Turkey Shoot? At Christmas, there's a nip in the air."
"""Why does the Mexican Olympic Team suck?"" ""Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already here, raping and killing Americans"" -Donald Trump"
"What's the hardest thing about skydiving? The Ground"
"Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck? Because he was a neck-romancer...."
"Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course I've had this cold in my head for two days !"
"This guy next to me thinks I'm flirting, but really I'm just trying to see where he parks so I can steal his gas"
"""I can't wait for the erection!"" - frustrated wives/Asians who love politics."