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"It's a vagina, not a small business!"
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"""Like, 2?"" - someone in a decision-making position when asked how many outlets a hotel room should have"
"I'm a schizophrenic And so am I"
"What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand"
"A chicken walks into a bar He said ""I think I am in the wrong joke..."" Meanwhile, a scientist crosses the road."
"How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!"
"People who claim to talk to God are so delusional.. I've never talked to any of them."
"If you speak Japanese... Why would you support Trump? He's such a card."
"Woke up this morning with a pillow over my face, hearing someone muttering ""...it would be so easy..."""
"Note for Santa Dear Santa, Please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks."