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Joke of the Day
"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes"
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"Black Friday Matters!! No, all Fridays matter."
"Atheists are like a broken pencil They're missing the point"
"My girlfriend told me I was one in a million When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right."
"The day you introduce your mom to Chuck Norris, is the day you mom introduces you to your biological father."
"Why do Catholic priests like Indian restaurants so much? Unlimited fresh naans!"
"Hey I got your text but then I died, I'll probably like resurrect when we accidentally run into each other though"
"I think it's important to remember that woman aren't sex objects; women are sex people."
"I'm excited for the Supreme Court to finally let us know if gay people are human beings."
"My thoughts on the French Revolution Great concept, terrible execution."