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Joke of the Day

"My mothers favorite Knock-Knock Joke Her : Knock-knock Me : Who's there? Her : Iwannaeatmahp Me : Iwannaeatmahp who? Her : Hahaha! You wanna eat your poo?!"

"Free Tibet! With purchase of equal or greater Tibet."

"What's the difference between a Black man and a park bench? A Black man is a sentient creature."

"Sorry waiter for pushing you over when you asked me to tip you"

"My girlfriend went to get her test results from the doctor today and it was bad news. He confirmed I'm about to become a husband."

"I had a goal to lose 20 Pounds by the end of the year. 30 pounds to go"

"Germany vows revenge after Brazil's goal yesterday This must not go unpunished"

"WHAT I ORDER: French toast WHAT WAITER HEARS: If my water goes below the brim you die"

"Last night while texting and driving i ran over a kid on his bike I know it's terrible but we all do stupid shit when we're drunk."

"The only person who's never seen what a chef in a pizzeria looks like is the artist who draws the cartoon chefs on pizza boxes."