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Joke of the Day
"I wish people would stop making fun of me for being fat. I have enough on my plate as it is."
Next Joke
"Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator."
"I don't always say bye... but when I do, it's to Felicia"
"I have some great kitchen puns. They're really pantastic."
"I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread yesterday.. Then I realised it said ""thick cut""!"
"How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant? Two men a nite."
"Do not reach for the stars. They are hot gas, and will give you bad burns."
"Authorities in Beijing have advised that the Earthquake felt by millions last night was nothing to worry about. It was just the start of China's two-child policy."
"How many vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger? One if nobody's looking."
"Told my kids to get rid of toys they don't play with, so if you hear a commotion it's just them desperately playing with every toy they own."