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Joke of the Day

"Some people might as well post ""Wants Attention"" as their Facebook status"

"I'm sending a whole bunch of emails to random Nigerians letting them know they've won the Canadian lottery."

"What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin' numeral"

"What do you call a hispanic gas? Cabron Dioxide!"

"Whichever part of my body is responsible for burning fat needs to stop procrastinating."

"What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume? Give him the sheet music."

"If you're ever cold, stand in a corner. It's always ninety degrees"

"I wanted to go to Neptune But Uranus is in the way."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number that you've probably never heard of. I'd explain it but you probably wouldn't get it."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? Porcupines have pricks on the outside!"