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"A dog had three puppies: Mopsy, Topsy, and Spot. What was the mother's name. 'What'"
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"A joke Chris Rock should have used at the Oscars The Oscars.... where the carpets are red and the candidates are white."
"How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub."
"What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers? The Elf and Saftey Executive."
"For a final paper, I was assigned to write 3000 words So I put 3 pictures in there."
"What is Iron Man when he removes his suit? Stark naked."
"relationships are like farts too much force will result in shit"
"When those Subway ""$5 Footlong"" commercials come on, every man is quietly calculating how much his penis is worth."
"Thank you student loans, for getting me through college... I don't think I can ever repay you!"
"Hey baby, is your name Polio? Because I am stiff below the waist"