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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Triskaidekaphobia."
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"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAAAAINS!"
"Politicians should be limited to two terms... One in office and one in prison. [Credit](http://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/2jxula/alabama_state_house_speaker_indicted_on/clg2hjl)"
"A terrible plane crash occurred in Lithuania last week. A two-seater airplane crash landed in a cemetery and exploded. They've recovered 300 bodies so far, and they're still digging them up."
"What does a witch take when she can't poop? Hexlax^TM"
"When 13 witches collectively fart in a cauldron and quickly cover it with a lid... *lowers shades* ...Dutch Coven."
"Watching a show about women who choose to give birth outside. Like, let's take the most painful experience of my life and add bugs and shit."
"What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge? to the other side."
"If ISIS would really like the world to know their intentions.. they should kill a lion"
"Childhood obesity is on the rise and so is underage sex.. What I want to know is who's fucking all these fat kids."