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Joke of the Day
"What kind of medicine do bears take? Bayer Asprin"
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"You're not considered an alcoholic if you're married."
"All men approve of premarital sex...until they have a daughter."
"Once upon a time there was a happy woman... But that happened only once and only to one woman"
"Why did the chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it'd be a chicken sedan!"
"What is the difference between chicken and blondes ? The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting ."
"I'm giving up negativity for lent. We'll see how long that lasts. Edit: aware it should be pessimism. This is a serious quote from a friend who didn't realise what she'd said."
"I bet i can tell you where you got your shoes. You got'em on your feet."
"Why do teen girls travel in groups of three? Because they literally can't even."
"People Don't even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Instagram"