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Joke of the Day
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and it'll eat for weeks!"
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"I had a joke about the Jonestown massacre...... But the punch line was too long."
"A good way to break up with a girl gently is to curtsy when youre meeting her father instead of shaking his hand."
"After watching today's Apple event, I can confirm the new iPhone will not be a failure. In fact, it'll be a huge 6S."
"[me as a cop] Me: Mrs Hill? Woman: yes Me: it's Ms Hill now Woman: huh Me: ur husbands dead Woman: h-how? Me [hand on her shoulder]: he died"
"What gets bigger everytime I see my wife. My wife."
"All new Hell's Kitchen tonight. Going to get into the spirit by hanging out in the kitchen and scream at my wife while she cooks dinner."
"I married an amputee last week She single handedly changed my life"
"If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time... ...are they guilty of resisting a rest?"
"2% of Japanese have cataracts... The rest drive Toyota and Nissan."